Spotted on Tumblr today is this list of popular cartoons by Aisha Thani who reduced their descriptions to a single line.
- South Park: Four friends try to ignore the fact that 1 of them is a dangerous psychopath by swearing a lot and learning stuff
- Camp Lazlo: A happy monkey ruins camp for everyone by being friendly and outgoing.
- Courage the cowardly dog: a horror show about a cute pink dog trying to save his owners from terrors
- Cow and Chicken: a cow and a chicken are harassed by a naked red demon
- I am Weasel: a weasel and Baboon are harassed by a naked red demon
- Avatar TLA: Kung fu action jesus saves the world with the help of his friends
- Invader Zim: an alien is banished to earth. He is too insane to notice.
- Ed Edd n’ Eddy: 3 boys are so engrossed in each other they forget all social skills and boundaries , also scams
- Xiaolin Showdown: 4 elemental monks collect mystical objects and keep them in a poorly guarded vault. Jack Spicer is cute
- Kick Buttowski: An adrenaline addict endangers himself regularly and makes the rest of the cast jealous
- Adventure Time: in a post apocalyptic world the last living human being has lots of adorable adventures with his radiated dog
- Regular show: a Bluejay and a Raccoon regularly awaken the elder gods
- Phineas and Ferb: Two boys of superior intellect entertain people with their powers while their schizophrenic sister tries to stop them
- Fanboy and Chum Chum: a 90s cartoon in disguise, slapstick everywhere
- My Little Pony FIM: 5 friends regularly experience mental break downs and save the town, also some ponies have facial hair
- Dan vs: A small angry man narrowly avoids ending up in a psychiatric ward with the help of his best friend Chris
XD this is so good